Title: Répondez, S'il Vous Plaît
Gift For: sirona_gs
Warning(s): Profanities and multiple POVs.
Word Count: 5978
Summary: In which it’s five days to Valentine’s Day, Eames doesn’t know what to feel, Arthur’s voicemail is really boring, Ariadne is trying to block out mental images and Yusuf is formulating weirdly flavoured sleeping pills.
Author Notes: I’m terribly sorry, sirona_gs for the extreme lack of Arthur (and the complete overuse of Ariadne and Yusuf) in this fic! I tried to include him but the story was writing itself. I tried to include most of your kinks, so I hope you enjoy this!