Hot Guys Picspam 2010
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I told myself I was going to post a picspam this year before Christmas and bwahahaha guess who finally found the time to gawk at hot guys? YEAH. ME. So, I present to you...
Or, well, if we're going to pretend to be sophisticated and not-squee-ish...
NOTE: This is not going to be about how these amazing, amazing men have brilliant acting skills (they do) or how they have fantastic raw natural talent (they do) because my brain has no space for that at the moment, okay? I will come back with another, more... sophisticated post about talented actors. This post is just blatant squee on hot guys. XD
Let's start with the honorary mentions before anything else, shall we?

*SHANE WEST
(or rather just Michael from Division because the only reason he made it so far was because of his BAMF-ness in Nikita)
Why: Above mentioned BAMF-ness in Nikita, the fact that he has a dark brooding past may have helped a bit. I like my characters with a bit of angst.
Notable projects: A Walk To Remember, Nikita, ER

*BEN BARNES
Why: Alright, I will confess that it's the hair that did it for me. And his accent as Caspian because WTF, how can he speak like that and expect me not to swoon at his every word? And that small smirk he had on his face through Dorian Gray.
Notable projects: Narnia, Dorian Gray (UNF YES)

*ALEX PETTYFER
Why: I love him more as a model than as an actorbecause I'm not really sure he can act, but guh, I love his editorials and how freaking adorable he can be in photoshoots and stuff. And the fact that he was fudorable with both Emma Roberts and Dianna Argon was just a plus.
Notable projects: Wild Child (which is, admittedly, the only movie of his I've seen >.<)

*CILLIAN MURPHY
Why: I was incepted by Inception, obviously. Also, the man has the most freaking gorgeous eyes in forever (but I just loved this picture of him, ngh) and lovely cheekbones. ♥
Notable projects: Inception, Breakfast on Pluto (the one where he played a freaking female role for being so pretty), The Dark Knight
DARREN CRISS
Why: He's Harry-Freaking-Potter, got a lovely voice (he sings DISNEY SONGS), his smiles can kill you, he plays awesome guitar and he is incredibly sweet/funny during interviews. HE SANG MY FREAKING FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG AND LOOKED EPIC WHILE DOING IT! (Please tell me you saw this coming already.)
Notable projects: AVPM, AVPS, Glee
Alright. Now that we've gotten the honorary mentions out of the way, let's start with the real stuff, shall we? =D
.10.

BASTIEN BONIZEC
Why: Because the pics are B&W, you can't tell, but he is fucking gorgeous as a redhead. (Links are clickable because obviously I was going to have to cheat and cut it with the B&W thingy.) And he has very kissable pouty lips and his silly faces are adorkable.
Notable for: BEING A HOT REDHEAD.
.9.

EOIN MACKEN
Why: He has an amazing smoulder, an even more amazing voice and he looks fantastic half naked on Merlin. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HAIR. Oh God. The hair. Even I don't have such pretty hair.
Notable projects: Merlin (as Gwaine ♥)
.8.

GASPARD ULLIEL
Why: His dimples got me. There's something awfully vampire-ish about him and whilst I'm not into Twilight any more, I still think he would have made a pretty awesome Edward. XD
Notable projects: Hannibal Rising
.7.

BRADLEY JAMES
Why: WHY THE FUCK NOT? He has the brilliantest facial features ever. His face makes me happy. Him being half-naked in almost every episode of S3 makes me even happier. And he is always amazingly adorable and cute in interviews his "Je ne comprend pas je suis anglais" made me lol for a very long time. And and and...HE IS JUST SO PRETTY.
Notable projects: Merlin
.6.

TOM FELTON
Why: I loved him since "Anna & The King" when he was still adorable and I wanted to pinch his cheeks. He has since filled out and grown up and started singing all sorts of awesomeness and having all sorts of mad photoshoots that send me into spasms of happiness. He's always humble and damned sporting during interviews and he just makes me smile a lot when he speaks. He has a lovely voice and he is forever my first actor-crush.
Notable for: Playing Draco Malfoy in the HP Series
.5.
MATHIAS LAURIDSEN
Why: This man was one of my earliest fashion model crushes. I remember squee-ing when I see him in magazines. XD I mean, just look at this man and tell me what's there not to like about him! I love him in suits, I love him without suits, mostly I just love him, period.
Notable for: Vogue editorials, GQ editorials, Hermès ad-editorials.
.4.
MATT BOMER
Why: He's got beautiful eyes and I love his character in White Collar, but that isn't the thing. The thing is that I have certain feelings for suits, he pulls suits off like he was meant to wear them forever and ever. Do I need any more reasons to love him?
Notable projects: White Collar
(From here onwards, placing got a bit tough. Just saying. I wanted to tie them all so badly but somehow I managed proper placings.)
.3.
ANDREW GARFIELD
Why: Two words - Boy A. God I cried in Boy A because of him. And after that, I was an Andrew Garfield convert. And damn, the man can act, looks great and is perfectly darling (as can be seen in this picture of him on a carousel). JUST JUST- IDK, LOOK AT HIS OVERFLOWING ADORABLENESS!
Notable projects: The Social Network, upcoming Spiderman movie, BOY A
.2.

So what have we learnt from this picspam?
1) Sarah has a thing for suits.
2) Sarah has a thing for accents.
3) Sarah has a thing for Inception-Men in general.
4) Sarah would love you if you sang.
5) Sarah wants to see your top ten too. =D
ETA for pimpage:
crazyeverafter's version of the Hot List is here!
2010 BLACK AND WHITE PICSPAM OF TOP TEN HOT GUYS SARAHYYY WOULD KILL TO GET HER GRUBBY HANDS ON.
Or, well, if we're going to pretend to be sophisticated and not-squee-ish...
NOTE: This is not going to be about how these amazing, amazing men have brilliant acting skills (they do) or how they have fantastic raw natural talent (they do) because my brain has no space for that at the moment, okay? I will come back with another, more... sophisticated post about talented actors. This post is just blatant squee on hot guys. XD
Let's start with the honorary mentions before anything else, shall we?

*SHANE WEST
(or rather just Michael from Division because the only reason he made it so far was because of his BAMF-ness in Nikita)
Why: Above mentioned BAMF-ness in Nikita, the fact that he has a dark brooding past may have helped a bit. I like my characters with a bit of angst.
Notable projects: A Walk To Remember, Nikita, ER

*BEN BARNES
Why: Alright, I will confess that it's the hair that did it for me. And his accent as Caspian because WTF, how can he speak like that and expect me not to swoon at his every word? And that small smirk he had on his face through Dorian Gray.
Notable projects: Narnia, Dorian Gray (UNF YES)

*ALEX PETTYFER
Why: I love him more as a model than as an actor
Notable projects: Wild Child (which is, admittedly, the only movie of his I've seen >.<)

*CILLIAN MURPHY
Why: I was incepted by Inception, obviously. Also, the man has the most freaking gorgeous eyes in forever (but I just loved this picture of him, ngh) and lovely cheekbones. ♥
Notable projects: Inception, Breakfast on Pluto (the one where he played a freaking female role for being so pretty), The Dark Knight

DARREN CRISS
Why: He's Harry-Freaking-Potter, got a lovely voice (he sings DISNEY SONGS), his smiles can kill you, he plays awesome guitar and he is incredibly sweet/funny during interviews. HE SANG MY FREAKING FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG AND LOOKED EPIC WHILE DOING IT! (Please tell me you saw this coming already.)
Notable projects: AVPM, AVPS, Glee
Alright. Now that we've gotten the honorary mentions out of the way, let's start with the real stuff, shall we? =D
.10.

BASTIEN BONIZEC
Why: Because the pics are B&W, you can't tell, but he is fucking gorgeous as a redhead. (Links are clickable because obviously I was going to have to cheat and cut it with the B&W thingy.) And he has very kissable pouty lips and his silly faces are adorkable.
Notable for: BEING A HOT REDHEAD.
.9.

EOIN MACKEN
Why: He has an amazing smoulder, an even more amazing voice and he looks fantastic half naked on Merlin. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HAIR. Oh God. The hair. Even I don't have such pretty hair.
Notable projects: Merlin (as Gwaine ♥)
.8.

GASPARD ULLIEL
Why: His dimples got me. There's something awfully vampire-ish about him and whilst I'm not into Twilight any more, I still think he would have made a pretty awesome Edward. XD
Notable projects: Hannibal Rising
.7.

BRADLEY JAMES
Why: WHY THE FUCK NOT? He has the brilliantest facial features ever. His face makes me happy. Him being half-naked in almost every episode of S3 makes me even happier. And he is always amazingly adorable and cute in interviews his "Je ne comprend pas je suis anglais" made me lol for a very long time. And and and...HE IS JUST SO PRETTY.
Notable projects: Merlin
.6.

TOM FELTON
Why: I loved him since "Anna & The King" when he was still adorable and I wanted to pinch his cheeks. He has since filled out and grown up and started singing all sorts of awesomeness and having all sorts of mad photoshoots that send me into spasms of happiness. He's always humble and damned sporting during interviews and he just makes me smile a lot when he speaks. He has a lovely voice and he is forever my first actor-crush.
Notable for: Playing Draco Malfoy in the HP Series
.5.

Why: This man was one of my earliest fashion model crushes. I remember squee-ing when I see him in magazines. XD I mean, just look at this man and tell me what's there not to like about him! I love him in suits, I love him without suits, mostly I just love him, period.
Notable for: Vogue editorials, GQ editorials, Hermès ad-editorials.
.4.

Why: He's got beautiful eyes and I love his character in White Collar, but that isn't the thing. The thing is that I have certain feelings for suits, he pulls suits off like he was meant to wear them forever and ever. Do I need any more reasons to love him?
Notable projects: White Collar
(From here onwards, placing got a bit tough. Just saying. I wanted to tie them all so badly but somehow I managed proper placings.)
.3.

Why: Two words - Boy A. God I cried in Boy A because of him. And after that, I was an Andrew Garfield convert. And damn, the man can act, looks great and is perfectly darling (as can be seen in this picture of him on a carousel). JUST JUST- IDK, LOOK AT HIS OVERFLOWING ADORABLENESS!
Notable projects: The Social Network, upcoming Spiderman movie, BOY A
.2.

TOM HARDY
Why: Hello everyone, let me introduce you to Mr. Sexy Lips, or colloquially known as Mr. Tom Hardy because T-Hardy is a very humble man, which is actually a shame since he would have made oodles of cash in the porn industry because CAN YOU SAY LIP PORN (link takes you to a close up of T-Hardy's lips in an interview)?! Also, HIS AWESOMERIFIC TATTOOS. I want to lick them so bad. Aside from that, his accent is to die for. ♥♥
Notable projects: Inception, Bronson, RocknRolla, Wuthering Heights
Let's illustrate his hotness with a video:
.1.

Why: Hello everyone, let me introduce you to Mr. Sexy Lips, or colloquially known as Mr. Tom Hardy because T-Hardy is a very humble man, which is actually a shame since he would have made oodles of cash in the porn industry because CAN YOU SAY LIP PORN (link takes you to a close up of T-Hardy's lips in an interview)?! Also, HIS AWESOMERIFIC TATTOOS. I want to lick them so bad. Aside from that, his accent is to die for. ♥♥
Notable projects: Inception, Bronson, RocknRolla, Wuthering Heights
Let's illustrate his hotness with a video:
.1.


JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT
Why: This man hits all my kinks. From being amazing in suits and having an ass that is so fine it's out of this world to being all adorkable in fugly hats and pulling silly faces, there are just no words to properly describe JGL. So much smexiness in one man should not be legal. Anddddd, HE SINGS (Lady Gaga to boot, but we shall spam videos later on) and his French is adorkable. AND HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN MOVE?! I adored him on SNL. I like watching his interviews a lot because he is just always so excited about whatever project he is working on at that moment and his interest in his work is earnest and genuine and it just makes him even more amazing. ♥♥♥
(Also, I find him adorable with Zooey. =D)
Notable projects: 500 Days of Summer, Inception, Holy Matrimony, Mysterious Skin
I wanted to be Zooey so bad when I watched this.
"J'veux ton amour, ouais je veux te baiser, j'veux ton amour, non je m'en fous après", OH JOE YOU KILL ME.
Why: This man hits all my kinks. From being amazing in suits and having an ass that is so fine it's out of this world to being all adorkable in fugly hats and pulling silly faces, there are just no words to properly describe JGL. So much smexiness in one man should not be legal. Anddddd, HE SINGS (Lady Gaga to boot, but we shall spam videos later on) and his French is adorkable. AND HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN MOVE?! I adored him on SNL. I like watching his interviews a lot because he is just always so excited about whatever project he is working on at that moment and his interest in his work is earnest and genuine and it just makes him even more amazing. ♥♥♥
(Also, I find him adorable with Zooey. =D)
Notable projects: 500 Days of Summer, Inception, Holy Matrimony, Mysterious Skin
I wanted to be Zooey so bad when I watched this.
"J'veux ton amour, ouais je veux te baiser, j'veux ton amour, non je m'en fous après", OH JOE YOU KILL ME.
So what have we learnt from this picspam?
1) Sarah has a thing for suits.
2) Sarah has a thing for accents.
3) Sarah has a thing for Inception-Men in general.
4) Sarah would love you if you sang.
5) Sarah wants to see your top ten too. =D
ETA for pimpage:
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Date: 2010-12-20 06:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-20 07:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-20 07:30 am (UTC)I'll start working on my top ten right now. :D
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Date: 2010-12-20 07:52 am (UTC)Yay, can't wait! =DDD
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Date: 2010-12-20 01:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-20 01:21 pm (UTC)I was originally going to boot Shane off the honorary mentions too but his Nikita BAMF-ness was too much for me to handle. Now I'm thinking he deserves to be on the list too. >.< I shall rectify that when I get started on a Nikita picspam. XD
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Date: 2010-12-20 01:27 pm (UTC)I love Nikita so much,I don't wanna watch the last episode. I downloaded it a day after it aired and still haven't watched it yet. :(
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Date: 2010-12-20 01:46 pm (UTC)Shit BB, you've got to watch it! All sorts of awesomeness happens in that episode.
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Date: 2010-12-20 04:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-21 10:37 am (UTC)Did you see that coming, girl!?
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Date: 2010-12-20 10:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-21 10:38 am (UTC)Thank you, bb!
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Date: 2010-12-21 04:35 am (UTC)I JUST ---*MELTS*
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Date: 2010-12-21 05:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-31 04:18 pm (UTC)You positively KILLED me with that Tom Hardy video, bb!*izdead*
I was so ugn;jk!kl staring at his bum. *shivers*
Delectable. ;D
Also: Gwaine. <3 You forgot to mention that the lad is irish. Which is like...THE kink of all kinks for me. Awwrr.
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Date: 2011-01-01 01:05 pm (UTC)Ooooh. I will keep that in mind for my Merlin hotties picspam coming up next. =D
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Date: 2011-02-14 09:01 am (UTC)Alex Pettyfer ♥ I saw him first in Stormbreaker were he was an adorable piece of jailbait with attitude.
Gaspard Ulliel, damn he would've been a better Edward. SO hot.
Harry Freakin Potter, Tom Felton and Andrew Garfield ♥
Male models.
LIP PORN.
And my bb JGL. So adorkable. So hot. Wears suits and jumpers better than any other human alive.