Tripped: A Draco/Hermione Oneshot

[sarahyyy]

Title: Tripped
Author: sarahyyy  
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 643
Summary: And then the pattern started, Everyday during lunch time, she would go to the library. Not for books, of course. But I'm sure you already know it, but rather...well, lacking of a better way to phrase it...waiting to trip on Malfoy. 
Warning: Extremely OOC and ridiculous. 
Disclaimer: If it were mine, it would be called "Draco Malfoy and His Amazing Hair".
Author's Note: It's unbeta'd so please do be kind... :D

Does anyone know how Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger ended up together?

 

Or how everyone else found out?

 

Do you want to know?

 

I guessed so. Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have your jaws dropped.

 

It started out as an accident, actually. She tripped and fell on him. That was it.

 

She was walking out from the library, still engrossed with the book in her hand when she hit something solid.

 

“Oof!” She cried as she hit the ground, closing her eyes in pain. Not long later, she felt a body on her.

 

And someone’s lips on hers.

 

Someone’s soft, chocolaty lips, to be exact.

 

Her eyes fluttered open in shock and surprise.

 

And she almost passed out at what she saw.

 

Malfoy. Malfoy’s lips were on hers. Malfoy’s body was on her in a very suggestive way. Malfoy’s eyes were on her, wide open like hers. Malfoy.

 

She screamed, but the sound was muffled by Malfoy’s lips. But somehow -for some strange, twisted reason- she didn’t think to push him away.

 

Then, Hermione didn’t know who started it, but they were suddenly snogging.

 

Passionately.

 

With tongue and all.

 

And the scariest thing was...nobody wanted to stop.  

And then, the pattern started. Everyday during lunch time, she would go to the library. Not for books, of course. But rather, and I'm sure you already know it, she went everyday to...for lack of a better term, trip on Malfoy.

 Vaguely, people started to notice.

 

Ginny caught them once outside the library. Hermione’s response to her wide-eye, open-jaw look was, “I tripped on him.”

 

Ginny, who was after all a girl, managed to figure out what was going on between them and left with a wink at them.

 

Draco and Hermione went back at it. 

 

Several weeks later, Harry caught them too, outside Charms class while he was waiting for Ginny. Hermione’s response to Harry’s stutters was (you guessed it), “I tripped on him.”

 

Harry was sceptical and shocked, but Hermione and Draco were saved by Ginny, who whisked Harry away after noticing them together.

 

Draco rolled his eyes at their backs and pulled Hermione into a broom closet.

 

The following week, they were caught by both Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown. This time, no excuses of “tripping” could save them and rumours abound.

 

Hermione refused to “trip on him” until he settled everything.

 

So a very reluctant Draco spent a whole week without snogging Hermione.

 

And at the end of the week, he was both annoyed and horny. Luckily for him, an idea sprang into his (quoting a certain Mr. Draco Malfoy) unbelievably handsome and sexy mind.

 

After a whole two hours of talking and persuasion (in which Hermione still refused to “trip on him”), he had finally convinced her of his idea.
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Breakfast the next morning went on as usual.

 

Until Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger came in. Separately though, against Parvati and Lavender’s wishes.

 

But they weren’t disappointed for long.

 

Right in the middle of the Great Hall, Draco Malfoy tripped on Hermione Granger and fell on her lips. Unable to resist himself, he started snogging the hells out of her. Right there in the middle of the Great Hall. In front of the Headmaster and teachers.

 

There were yells -mostly from Ron- and cheers -from Lavender, Parvati and Ginny- from the Gryffindor table, cursing from the Slytherin table, clapping from the Hufflepuff table, speculating from the Ravenclaw table, and gasps (and smiles) from the Head table. 
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Years from now, when they’ve all grown up and had their own family, they never stopped “tripping”. 

 

And you would also notice that...

 

Students in Hogwarts (hoping to follow the footsteps of their past Head Boy and Girl whose very special revelation of their relationship had won them the title of Legendary Romance) are starting to ‘trip’ very often.

Comments

[dramione27.livejournal.com]

lol

Love it doll

Do you trip? o.O|O.o

(♥) Bek.

[sarahyyy.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm too careful to trip. ;D

But you know how this idea sprang by?

Ced tripped on a waitress this morning. Lol. I told him I was going to write it and have you beta it. Then he said that he was going to stop me from sending it to you or posting it so ha! I posted it right after I wrote it. And there's nothing he can do now. :D

[dramione27.livejournal.com]

tell him not to worry.

You all better? No more flu?

What about your stolen stuff...I mean passports. You're kind of stranded until you get replacements.

you guys okay?

[sarahyyy.livejournal.com]

Lol. Yep, we're all better. Except for the passport thingy. Mum's elated. Shopping here is amazing. The things are dead cheap. Chris and Ced are pissed of. Dad's still alright, and grandpa thinks it's good.

But anyway, we'll get our replacements soon. (Or at least they claim...)

[dramione27.livejournal.com]

(or at least they claim...) you'd hope so.

I bet Chris misses Sam.

And Ced misses...well he probably misses having a computer...and his own room.

lol

And you? What do you miss girly?

~ Bek.

[sarahyyy.livejournal.com]

I miss...

Yeah, what DO I miss? I have no idea. Seriously. Like Ced, I probably miss my room. :D Lol.

<3 your icon!

[dramione27.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I made it myself. I'm thinkig it will catch on.

At the moment people are looking at me weird and going who's AG...

lol

I would die without my computer...lucky you founf that internet cafe eh?

lol (I can't help it it just won't stop)

~ Dramione27.

[sarahyyy.livejournal.com]

Astoria Greengrass. Who names their daughter Astoria?

Under the pretense of "doing important errands" for grandpa, Ced, Chris and I managed to sneak out twice today.

Lol. :)

[dramione27.livejournal.com]

I was just reading it through again doll and I found this little bit of confusion.

But I’m sure you already know it, but rather...well, lacking of a better way to phrase it...waiting to trip on Malfoy.

It seems a bit garbled for me...

But rather, and I'm sure you already know it, she went everyday to...for lack of a better term, trip on Malfoy.

Maybe...idk.

Did you check out my story at dramione?

New Years;

http://dramione27.livejournal.com/6225.html#cutid1

See what you think.

I was listening to the fireworks and got inspired.

[sarahyyy.livejournal.com]

Corrected it! Thanks. You remind me of why my work has to be beta'd. :D

[akashathekitty.livejournal.com]

Very cute short oneshot for a tired Kitty to come across :D

Thank you!

Mmmm, I want to trip over my boyfriend right now... >_>

[sarahyyy.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. And thanks! :D

[elvishly.livejournal.com]

hahahhaha, I loved this. <3

and it's like really late/early too *near-dead* x_x

[sarahyyy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[gardengirl6.livejournal.com]

That was delightful. Thanks!

[sarahyyy.livejournal.com]

Glad you found it delightful! Thanks for commenting!